Palintology to study dino bones put there by God 6,000 years ago
Army: Manuel has become too powerful and must be destroyed
2010 World Cup mascot is not rotting STD-ravaged lion
Mbeki axed, can now elope to Jamaica with Mugabe
Motlanthe chosen for ability to stroke beard just like Mbeki
King Mswati eager to take Swaziland forward into 16th Century
China relieved to forget Olympic spirit, gets back to blowing up monasteries
Mbeki legacy intact, says Mbeki
Non-disabled non-athletes demand own Olympics
Zuma camp says judiciary actually OK, focuses on stabbing Mbeki
Human-dog hybrid Palin apologises for proving evolution
Religious leaders worried that opiates, not religion, are opiate of the masses
ANC Youth League to develop own Big Bang particle collider
ANC, with 15 million votes and new warships, frightened by cartoon
Terrified South Africans beg not to be shown Bok coach sex tape
Navy chiefs fear 'Perlemoen Harbour' attack at Mbeki review
Mboweni "open to third term" after 28 percent pay rise
US to deny SAA entry but Chad OK's carriers safety standards
Zuma, Vavi, Malema deny belonging to Democratic Alliance
Sasol committed to art, just not art featuring penises