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<title><![CDATA[ANC defends Springbok against ANC, ANC hits back]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[The ruling ANC has slammed the ruling ANC, saying that the ANC should leave the Springbok emblem alone, while the ANC has hit back saying that the ANC should not meddle with the ANC&#39;s policy regarding the iconic symbol. However both agreed that with an election looming it is time once again to threaten to abolish the Springbok before magnanimously saving it.]]></description>
<link>http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/884</link>
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<title><![CDATA[McCain denies being too old, spits dentures at whippersnappers]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[Presidential hopeful John McCain, who turns 134 next week, has denied being too old and has launched an attack on &quot;cheeky young whippersnappers&quot; in the media. McCain also used the opportunity to remind the press that he was shot down and tortured in Vietnam and not, as widely believed, in the Western Front during World War One.]]></description>
<link>http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/883</link>
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<title><![CDATA[Americans claim victory in 'Operation Roosevelt Se Ma Se P**s']]></title>
<description><![CDATA[Cape Town&#39;s infamous Americans gang says the departure from Table Bay of the US aircraft-carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt was a &quot;cowardly retreat by a gang of rival wannabe Americans&quot;, and has reclaimed the bay as Americans territory. According to a gang spokesman, the US warship retreated after gang bosses threatened to &quot;knife the senior officers one time&quot;.]]></description>
<link>http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/882</link>
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<title><![CDATA[Killer Gauteng virus to be lured out with cheese or maidens]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[Scientists have warned that the killer virus sweeping Gauteng is &quot;very small&quot; and is therefore difficult to pin down and capture. According to a team of experts, the virus has probably crawled under a chest of drawers in a provincial hospital and will have to be lured out and captured in a bottle. They would not confirm or deny that they would have to use human bait.]]></description>
<link>http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/881</link>
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<title><![CDATA[Anger, confusion, as study suggests sex not poverty causes Aids]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[The Ministry of Health and other government policy makers have reacted angrily to a controversial new study that suggests that sex, and not poverty, is the main driver of the Aids pandemic. Denouncing the study as racist, anti-ubuntu and the product of witchcraft, a government spokesman also slammed the study for suggesting that Aids can kill people.]]></description>
<link>http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/880</link>
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<title><![CDATA[Rival ANC party to have better deejays, will be "off the hook"]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[ANC members loyal to ousted president Thabo Mbeki say if they form a new party, it will be &quot;way better&quot; than the party organized by current ANC leaders, with pumping drum-and-base deejays, a chill room, a large selection of finger snacks and drinks out on the patio, and a grand finale where thousands of balloons will be dropped from the ceiling.]]></description>
<link>http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/879</link>
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<title><![CDATA[Gavin Hood fans demand Tsotsi-Game sequel]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[Fans of actor-turned-director Gavin Hood, who starred in the 1980s rugby drama The Game and directed the Oscar-winning Tsotsi, have demanded that he produce and star in a hybrid sequel. Hood is reportedly considering the idea, and has written a rough draft of a screenplay in which a white baby flyhalf is accidentally kidnapped by a young black gangster.]]></description>
<link>http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/878</link>
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<title><![CDATA[Schabir Shaik rushed to spa for emergency massage]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[Schabir Shaik, the jailed former business advisor of Jacob Zuma, has been rushed from his suite at the Sandton Palms Correctional Facility to a spa where a team of aromatherapists is standing by to perform an emergency massage. According to medical advisors Shaik had complained of chest pains after resting a tray of prawns on it for most of yesterday evening.]]></description>
<link>http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/877</link>
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<title><![CDATA[The devil made me do it, says lone viewer of Hansie movie]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[The only person known to have paid money to see Hansie: The Movie says he was tricked by Satan. Hempies Smit, 28, of Brakpan, says he had no intention seeing the film about former cricket captain Hansie Cronje, but was overcome by demonic forces at the box office. Smit is believed to have seen the entire film and is currently in a critical but stable condition.]]></description>
<link>http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/876</link>
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<title><![CDATA[Democratic Alliance says leadership is African-American black]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[The Democratic Alliance says it is determined to shake off its image as a mainly white party, and has decided to adopt a colour grading system pioneered by African-Americans that allows incredibly fair-skinned people to call themselves black. According to the new system the entire leadership of the opposition party is now black, with Joe Seremane reclassified as ultrablack.]]></description>
<link>http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/875</link>
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