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McCain denies being too old, spits dentures at whippersnappers -
Presidential hopeful John McCain, who turns 134 next week, has denied being too old and has launched an attack on "cheeky young whippersnappers" in the media. McCain also used the opportunity to remind the press that he was shot down and tortured in Vietnam and not, as widely believed, in the Western Front during World War One.
Americans claim victory in 'Operation Roosevelt Se Ma Se P**s' -
Cape Town's infamous Americans gang says the departure from Table Bay of the US aircraft-carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt was a "cowardly retreat by a gang of rival wannabe Americans", and has reclaimed the bay as Americans territory. According to a gang spokesman, the US warship retreated after gang bosses threatened to "knife the senior officers one time".