As South Africa celebrates 16 years since the dawn of democracy, ten years since the noon of democracy and one year since the sunset of democracy, Julius Malema is outraged that he won’t be visiting the magical kingdom of Vuvuzela, and Helen Zille has publicly announced that her white rage status is currently negative.
The AWB has explained why its cracker-in-chief André Visagie threatened political analyst Lebohang Pheko and stormed out of an eNews discussion. “If people fail to address him as ‘Baas’ or ‘Kommandant’ he can like to get cross,” said a spokesman. Meanwhile Visagie has inspired a new hit, ‘Touch Me On My Studio’.
Racists of all races today were brought together in an unusual moment of solidarity to express their dissatisfaction with the widely-reported ‘race war’ South Africa has been plunged into since Eugene Terre’blanche’s murder. “It’s a total snore,” they announced.
The ANC announced yesterday that Julius Malema is no longer allowed to sing the words “shoot the boer”. He’s also not allowed to sing: “another one bites the dust”, “hit me baby one more time”, “white riot”, “bullet the blue sky”, “smack my bitch up” and “obla di obla da”.
South Africa’s police and media have reacted with an outpouring of apathy after 49 people who weren’t Eugene Terre’blanche were also murdered on Saturday. According to the victims’ families, very few of them had been rabidly racist neo-Nazis, but they said they understood that their loved ones hadn’t been that important.
VENTERSDORP. Neo-Nazi and horse whisperer Eugene Terreblanche has called on Afrikaaners to unite again under the banner of the AWB, saying if they don’t act soon he will be forced to make a living selling Big Issue at the only traffic light in Ventersdorp. Terreblanche returned to the spotlight this weekend, addressing a crowd of [...]
