Tag Archives: Cope

ANC polarization sparks Scott versus Amundsen style race

Posted 20 September 2011 | Categories: Breaking News, Current Affairs, Politics Comments Off

Serial adventurer and passport-stamp collector Riaan Manser has welcomed the increasing polarity within the ANC, saying the current divisions within the ruling party have given a new hope to explorers who had started to believe that there were no more unchartered frontiers left to explore.

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Dagga Party’s dreams set to go up in smoke on Wednesday

Posted 17 May 2011 | Categories: Breaking News, Current Affairs, Politics Comments Off

As experts debate the prospects of the major parties in Wednesday’s elections, one thing remains certain: the hopes and psychedelic dreams of the Dagga Party are set to go up in smoke.

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Shilowa appeals to IEC for abstention lifeline

Posted 14 April 2011 | Categories: Breaking News, Current Affairs, Politics Comments Off

One time Cope leader and future Big Issue salesman Mbhazima Shilowa has followed up on his call to potential voters not to go to the polls on 18 May by asking the IEC if they would consider counting all those who don’t vote as being in favour of his party.

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Two-day break in World Cup leaves millions confused, disorientated

Posted 01 July 2010 | Categories: 2010 World Cuo, Breaking News, Current Affairs, Sport Comments Off

With World Cup matches currently on hiatus until Friday’s quarter-finals, millions of South Africans have admitted to forgetting what exactly they used to do all day. However, reports of a replacement activity tentatively billed as ‘Work’ have been dismissed by trends analysts as a “passing fad”. “Soccer has stood the test of time for centuries,” said consultant Zeitgeist Ngwenya. “This ‘Work’ craze will pass into obscurity like the hula-hoop and Tamagotchis.”

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Lekota's conscience emerges just in time for election

Posted 30 April 2010 | Categories: Current Affairs, Politics Comments Off

Cope leader Mosiuoa Lekota has announced that he is happy to turn a blind eye on corruption. At a press conference on Thursday, Lekota said he was prepared to ignore most crimes as long as they were not perpetrated by a rival and in an election year.

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PAC’s sudden growth confounds numeracy experts

Posted 26 February 2010 | Categories: Current Affairs, Politics Comments Off

The Auditor-General is set to be called in to help solve the numerical mystery of how the PAC, who could only muster 23 votes in the 2009 election, can suddenly lay claim to having an army of 3000 soldiers.

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Nothing to celebrate as Cope celebrate first birthday

Posted 10 December 2009 | Categories: Current Affairs, Politics Comments Off

KIMBERLEY. Cope has announced that they will hold their first birthday celebrations in Kimberley, saying they chose the city because its most famous attraction, The Big Hole, symbolises their party – something that once held great potential but which ended up as a massive waste of space. The event will be held on Youth Day [...]

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