Arts and Culture Minister Lulu Xingawa caused an internet sensation yesterday when news broke that she had declared an exhibition at Constitution Hill “immoral” and “pornographic” for its inclusion of photographs of “naked lesbians”, words which cranked up the gallery’s page-ranking on Google substantially.
PRETORIA. Deputy Police Minister, Fikile Mbalula, has named gastric problems and irritable bowels as the top threats facing the country, and has urged police to shoot to kill anyone suspected of being constipated, or at least to hold them down and administer suppositories. “If suspects give you crap, bag it and send it to forensics,” [...]
PRETORIA. Minister of Police and freeloader, Nathi Mthethwa has lashed out at the hospitality industry, accusing hotels of employing complicated and extortionist pricing models. “Nelson Mandela stayed free of charge in Table Bay for 27 years,” he said, “I spent two weeks there and they charged me R235,000.” On Sunday it was revealed that Mthethwa, [...]
JOHANNESBURG. Rejoice Mabudafhasi, one of the latest Ministers to be outed as having spent almost R1-million on a luxury German car, used to be called Whatever Mabudafhasi but reportedly changed her name to Rejoice when she learned that she was about to enter Government and be given official permission to spend money that wasn’t hers [...]
BAIKONUR. Minister of Science and Technology, Naledi Pandor has travelled to Kazakhstan to witness the launch of South Africa’s second satellite, the SumbandilaSat. A spokesperson for Pandor said she was excited about Tuesday’s launch, which was ordered by the government to increase the resources available in the fight against Helen Zille. Speaking on the Minister’s [...]
PRETORIA. The Minister of Ekstreemly Basik Edukashin, Angie Motshekga has defended her decision to delay the issuing of Matric certificates while she redesigns them with a more prominent national crest, saying that South African education is “all about badges and shiny things you can stick on your report card to compensate for stuff you don’t [...]
PRETORIA. The Ministry of Communications has defended buying two R1.2-million luxury sedans for Minister Siphiwe Nyanda, saying that the country could collapse into anarchy unless Nyanda’s buttocks are enveloped by heated leather seats. Meanwhile the Ministry says it does not fear a backlash from the poor, and has no idea what a guillotine is. The [...]
