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HARARE. Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe says the Holiday of Love will be a low-key event this year, and that he will probably just spend it “screwing the country I love so dear”. Mugabe, who turns 84 next week, says that advancing years have not dimmed his lusts. “Not at all,” he told reporters at his [...]

Continental drift is a plot by Britain, say the African country’s leading thinkers, who have accused Downing Street of “systematically inching the depraved colonizing cesspool away from Zimbabweans who want to go and live there.”