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Malema welcomes US First Lady: Oprah

Malema welcomes US First Lady: Oprah

Posted 22 June 2011 | Categories: Breaking News, Current Affairs, International, Julius Malema Comments Off

As South Africa laid out the red carpet for the US First Lady’s state visit to the country, ANC Youth League leader Julius Malema issued a statement expressing his sincere hope that “Oprah will have a lovely time here”.

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Spineless Obama doll, Zuma Blaster are top Christmas presents for 2009

Posted 21 December 2009 | Categories: Current Affairs, International, Politics, Sport Comments Off

Still trying to find last-minute stocking-stuffers? Read our round-up of this year’s top Christmas best-sellers and you can join millions of other shoppers by marking a holiday you don’t believe in by spending money you don’t have on stuff you don’t need! Barack Obama doll, now with super “Spineless” feature Want change you can believe [...]

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Celebs slam Obama for ignoring issues in favour of healthcare

Posted 24 September 2009 | Categories: Arts & Entertainment, Current Affairs, International, Politics Comments Off

LOS ANGELES. American celebrities have criticised President Barack Obama for using national talk shows as a forum for discussing his healthcare policies. The stars accused him of serving petty personal agendas at the expense of dealing with more important issues, such as the struggle to hold onto fame once the exposure offered by reality TV [...]

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Zuma admits to copying Obama policies, will pull SA troops out of Iraq soon

Posted 06 August 2009 | Categories: Current Affairs, International, Politics Comments Off

JOHANNESBURG. A tired and emotional President Jacob Zuma has conceded that he has been copying the policies of US President Barack Obama since coming into power, saying that he has been through “hell” trying to match US programmes with a South African budget. However he hoped to bring South African troops home from Iraq and [...]

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Swazi King threatens to marry innocent bystanders as Obama lands in Africa

Posted 10 July 2009 | Categories: Current Affairs, International, Politics Comments Off

MBABANE. As US President Barack Obama arrives in Ghana for his first official visit to Africa, King Mswati of Swaziland has threatened to marry any Swazi woman who tries to scream for help. Meanwhile in Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe has ordered the Adult Diapers of State to be dry-cleaned in case Obama visits. So far Obama [...]

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Obama vows to continue Jackson legacy, urges Americans to 'Cha-mona!'

Posted 29 June 2009 | Categories: Arts & Entertainment, Current Affairs, International, Politics Comments Off

WASHINGTON DC. US President Barack Obama has reassured the free world that while stopping nuclear aggression by Iran and North Korea and addressing global warming are on his agenda, his primary concern is to continue the legacy of Michael Jackson. “Say hello to your new King of Pop,” said the President this morning, moonwalking into [...]

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African dictators disappointed by Obama's first 100 days

Posted 29 April 2009 | Categories: Current Affairs, International, Politics Comments Off

MERDE. African dictators say they are disappointed that after 100 days in office US President Barack Obama is still showing no signs of embracing his roots by adopting a traditional African leadership style, featuring aviator sunglasses, an oversized Brigadier’s uniform covered with medals, and a private zoo containing one mangy lion called Simba. Obama still [...]

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