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As South Africa laid out the red carpet for the US First Lady’s state visit to the country, ANC Youth League leader Julius Malema issued a statement expressing his sincere hope that “Oprah will have a lovely time here”.

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LOS ANGELES. American celebrities have criticised President Barack Obama for using national talk shows as a forum for discussing his healthcare policies. The stars accused him of serving petty personal agendas at the expense of dealing with more important issues, such as the struggle to hold onto fame once the exposure offered by reality TV [...]

JOHANNESBURG. A tired and emotional President Jacob Zuma has conceded that he has been copying the policies of US President Barack Obama since coming into power, saying that he has been through “hell” trying to match US programmes with a South African budget. However he hoped to bring South African troops home from Iraq and [...]

MBABANE. As US President Barack Obama arrives in Ghana for his first official visit to Africa, King Mswati of Swaziland has threatened to marry any Swazi woman who tries to scream for help. Meanwhile in Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe has ordered the Adult Diapers of State to be dry-cleaned in case Obama visits. So far Obama [...]

WASHINGTON DC. US President Barack Obama has reassured the free world that while stopping nuclear aggression by Iran and North Korea and addressing global warming are on his agenda, his primary concern is to continue the legacy of Michael Jackson. “Say hello to your new King of Pop,” said the President this morning, moonwalking into [...]

MERDE. African dictators say they are disappointed that after 100 days in office US President Barack Obama is still showing no signs of embracing his roots by adopting a traditional African leadership style, featuring aviator sunglasses, an oversized Brigadier’s uniform covered with medals, and a private zoo containing one mangy lion called Simba. Obama still [...]